Me looking at danger when I'm deploying on a Friday at 7PM trying to get something out before the weekend.

I made an elixir plug that lets you disable phoenix routes and plugs based on environment variables. We are using it do disable things like our AWS MarketPlace integration, Stripe webhook handlers, and alpha API endpoints in our self-hosted product. Would anyone find this

We're considering adding 'virtual semver requirement' tags to our OCI registry. I like immutable build artifacts, and I like SemVer. Pushing 1, 1.3, and 1.3.9 to give end-users flexibility in requirements sucks that you have to give up immutability and push shit three times.

It’s like I live in a mouse house

Set aside whatever opinion you have of Alligator Alcatraz. They spent $450 million on it. Tents on a tarmac. In today’s dollars the Empire State building would’ve cost $600 million to build. These people are woefully incompetent at spending money. $450 million PER YEAR.

If you know someone that works on OpenAI's 'memory' feature, will you please punch them in the face for me?

Every time I look at a printer, I’m marvel at how magic they are while also wanting to punch everybody involved in making it in the face

Name a more well-meaning feature that will almost certainly be referenced in a serial killer’s manifesto. I'll wait.

The more I think about the Fermi Paradox, the more I believe the Great Filter is the id. Evolution gave us the spark, but the id will extinguish it.

`mix massdriver.gen.license --email [email protected] --expires-on 2069-04-20 --max-members 42` Feels cool. Anyone else offering their The Elixir programming language projects as self-hosted?

I've been using git for almost 20 years. there is a fucking `git co -` command. So many minutes wasted typing like a peasant.

“We haVE a LonelINeSS ePiDeMIc” Silicon Valley: let’s make AI goon bots so people aren’t lonely! Every move in social media since the beginning of social media has contributed to the problem. Want to solve the loneliness problem? Get your kids (or yourself) off the internet.

Im thinking about starting a conference.

That Trump/Pope meme didn’t age well.