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in the movie turning red the asian grandma apologizes to her daughter for emotional abuse, who apologizes to her daughter for emotional abuse. this is a reference to the movie being fictional

Me when when my friend Bert asks me if I want ice cream: sherbet

My friend has a hole in his boot and his big toe sticks out of it and no woman wants to date him.

It would be so easy to taint my towns water supply with laxatives.

i went to dyke march dublin, the theme was “space” but in the sense of lack of spaces, taking up space, etc i didn’t get that, i just saw “the final frontier” so i showed up as cunty femme spock and NOBODY ELSE misinterpreted the theme as i did

[hoping the new saying i came up with catches on] that's crazy man.... because when you think of it.... we're all just crumbs under the table bro....

Art requests 4 . last batch maybe #marvel

the concept of fpreg where women can knock other women up

I dont even know

I have to watch this shit every time i see it. its like a ritual

Who up Balduring they third gate

changing my rivals name means no more people accidentally calling me rogue instead of rouge 💔 x-men reference gone

i really want to do this

Writing a DOGSHIT poem. I never write poems

Finally

BULLSEYEEEEEEE I KUST PUNCHED my bed