*empty seats* Hongjoong: Damn there aren’t any seats available Hongjoong, dramatically: Guess I'll have to sit here *sits on Seonghwa's lap*

Seonghwa: Can I get your number? I wanna take you out sometime Hongjoong: What if I told you we were just on a date earlier but you got so drunk I took you home? Seonghwa: Who’s home? Hongjoong: Our home Seonghwa: ... we live together? Hongjoong: We’re married

Seonghwa: Yunho, I need your help Yunho: With what? Seonghwa: I kinda confessed to Hongjoong last night and now he's locked himself in his studio Yunho: Oh don’t worry about it. Give it a week Seonghwa: Until what? Yunho: He confesses with a new song

Seonghwa: Hongjoong and I slept together Yeosang: And? Seonghwa: I thought you’d be surprised Yeosang: Oh, sorry Yeosang, in a shocked voice: AND???

Yeosang: Hey, Seonghwa? Can I get some dating advice? Seonghwa: Just because I'm with Hongjoong doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Hongjoong: I was arrested for being too cute Judge: What? Officer Park: I was attacked

Hongjoong: I’m into dark humor Seonghwa, turning off the lights: Wanna hear a joke

I accidentally fell off the face of the earth, but I is back

Hongjoong, on the floor: My hand...it’s cold and lonely...so sad and miserable Seonghwa: I literally just let go to get a blanket so we can cuddle Hongjoong, sits up on the couch: Oh okay, hurry up then

Seonghwa: This is such a bad idea. Hongjoong: Then why are you coming along? Seonghwa: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong

Hongjoong: Well, it’s time to move on to plan 2. Seonghwa: Plan B, you mean? Hongjoong: That would insinuate I have only twenty-six plans.

Seonghwa: You fell for me just admit it Hongjoong: You literally tripped me Seonghwa: I don't know what you are talking about.

Yunho: *walking towards Seongjoong* How’s kpop's favourite coupleeee! Hongjoong: Ugh for the last time, we’re not dating! Seonghwa: Not with that attitude we’re not...

Seonghwa: I've been feeling we're not as close anymore, so I've got us some friendship bracelets Hongjoong: Aw, you shouldn't hav- Seonghwa, handcuffing himself to Hongjoong: There we go

Hongjoong: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you. Seonghwa: Doesn't matter. You’re stuck with me and with this ring on my finger, there are no takebacks.

Hongjoong: I hate you Seonghwa: Get off my lap then Hongjoong: No

Seonghwa: Love is weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake. Yeosang: You're literally making a valentines day card for Hongjoong right now. Seonghwa, pointing a glue gun at him: You're on thin fucking ice, Yeosang.

Hongjoong: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME! Seonghwa: Wh- Hongjoong: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE! Seonghwa: Why are you screaming?? Hongjoong: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE WAY! Seonghwa: Hongjoong: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

Hongjoong: I hate you! Seonghwa (in his head): Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

Hongjoong: Whenever I’m around Seonghwa, my heart rate increases, my breath shortens and my temperature skyrockets. Hongjoong: I think I’m allergic to him.