Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.

ZERO multiverses in our show. check it out on...max? and if you're an emmy voter, hook it up. Would love to be an emmy nominated lifeguard and bartender next year.

The first episode of Corked was released one year ago today. Very grateful to anyone who’s tuned in, and to anyone who’s had a kind word to say about our show!

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🎉 Four Headgum podcasts have been recognized as a finalist in the Signal Awards! ⚡️ If I Were You ⚡️ XOXO, Gossip Kings ⚡️ perfect person ⚡️ Corked Podcast Vote for us at vote.signalaward.com or with the links below ⬇️

@corkedpod is now in 1st place Signal Awards Listener’s Choice #signalawards. RT + VOTE: vote.signalaward.com/PublicVoting#/…

Put some respect on LiveJournal’s name! At one point in time they were high-key GOATED.

We're excited that the series finale of Corked has been recognized as a finalist by the Signal Awards. If you enjoyed the podcast and want to give us a vote for the Listener's Choice Award that would be dope! Either way really! Vote for us at: shorturl.at/cDJUV

🎉perfect person, XOXO Gossip Kings, If I Were You and Corked Podcast are all Signal Awards winners, with Perfect Person and Corked taking home a Listener's Choice award as well! A big congrats to everyone who works on these shows! 🥳

As a Jew I’m finding it difficult to distinguish Covid diarrhea from the diarrhea I’ve had every day since the mid-80s.

I wanted Mia Goth to kick the ever-loving shit out of me before that story broke btw.

Every episode of Love on the Spectrum is objectively better than Citizen Kane.

A fox is just a babygirl coded wolf.

Hawk Tuah girl’s silence is deafening re: the attempt on Trump’s life.

“Haven’t you people (derogatory) ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!”

“Second worst 9/11 ever!” -American Foo Fighters fans in Australia rn

This is perhaps the best thing produced by the internet in recent history.