I hope this is parody. Jesus fucking wept, if not.

Matt Law Apparently we have to remember we finished 17th last season. One of the most cowardly deflections of responsibility from a Spurs manager I can remember.

I for one am willing to give up any attacking threat and any evidence of patterns of play for “defensive stability”. Especially if that stability means conceding 4 at Arsenal, avoiding conceding 5 vs Chelsea because of Vic, only avoiding conceding 5 vs Bodo because of Vic etc etc

Something something about duels. Something something about percentages.

I think I can honestly say that I’m a good person; I’m kind, I’ve helped people in need, I’ve never raped or murdered. Why is it then that whenever I tune in to watch Spurs I’m punished by Alan Smith on commentary?

The big positive tonight was that we didn’t need to bring on Palhinha, so he’ll be fully fit and fresh to retake his place next to Bentancur against Fulham.

If VAR is looking to upgrade a yellow to a red, but has seen there is no contact they should surely tell the ref to rescind the yellow?

Fulham are sitting back. For me halftime changes must be Palhinha off for Xavi as we don’t need a defensive midfielder. Get Richarlison off for Odebert. We’re gonna need some dribbly wingers to get at the low block.

I fear that Tottenham are basically as bad right now as they were in January/February, but with less mitigation, less credit in the bank for the manager, and without the sense of shared purpose provided by the Europa League campaign.

Me after Frank made no changes at half time.

Last season we had the “Angesexuals” (hi), this season we have the “Frank-in-furters”. I always thought it was inevitable, I didn’t expect it so soon though.

Bournemouth have only won 1 game away from home. Guess where? Fulham have only won 1 game away from home all season. Guess where? Wolves have 1 point away from home all season. Guess where? Go on and lie to me that we didn’t have enough quality to at least compete and create

I’ve had to miss the first half as I’m birthing piglets. Full moon fever and all that. Quick check on things before I get home. Wowzers. Might not rush back.

Your quick guide to this #WorldCupDraw