Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are… instagram.com/p/BjQzBmRhuqz/…

If I was a mountain lion, I would just wait by the side of the highway until a car hit a deer, and then when someone gets out to drag it to the side of the road, I'd jump in when they aren't looking. Now I'm a mountain lion with a car. Just imagine what I could do.

A society grows great when old men plant trees the shades of which they'll never sit in — After Life Ricky Gervais (genius show)

Any equity analyst who endorses #WeWork above a $10 billion valuation is lying, stupid, or both. The bankers (JPM and Goldman) stand to register $122 million in fees flinging feces at retail investors visiting the unicorn zoo. #nomercynomalice profgalloway.com/wewtf

While I don’t speak for the city of Atlanta, I’ll get Scott Galloway and Kara Swisher a goat if it gets you here. #pivot

20+ hour outage in Western Kentucky with no eta on repair. That is poor customer service from Spectrum. When you call in all they do is blame the new system. Ask Spectrum Spectrum

Internet, listen... I’m a giver. I give and I give. But now I need you. I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins. Please internet. Please retweet THIS TWEET. Please. A man needs his ‘guins. x.com/greenpeace/sta…

Keep watching ABC after #AftertheFinalRose for our season finale of #KevinProbably ! It may help with the 💔 and the 😭 and the 😡 🥀