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This! We must be able to choose to not support propagandists.

I still have dreams where I realize I have an electronic device on me and I’m trying desperately to get out of the building. Former intel, amirite?

Yesterday my mom said she had to “nip it in the butt.” That’s it. That’s the tweet.

As a former anthro major & Anthropologie shopper, this thread rocks.

Yesterday it took me a while to figure out who the “floor Joyces” were. #stuffmymomsays

When you believe that your control is the only way to protect “real America,” you are willing to destroy it in that effort.

My mom: Did you hear about the big earthquake in Japan? Me: <looks at Twitter> Me: Well, wesinjapan is still talking about TX, so it must not be too bad.

I took both Budgetary Policy & Budgetary Politics in grad school at GWU. And all I remember is that the Senate Parliamentarian came to talk to us and is important. That’s it. One year of my life it was the thing I knew the most about. Now I got nada.

One day, I won’t get offended when someone is rude to me on the Internet. But today is NOT that day.

Why do ppl ask for feedback when they absolutely don’t want feedback?

Apparently people turn their heads to the side when they eat tacos and burritos. Apparently I don’t. I’m like a messy little chipmunk.

Me to my mom today: Are you shaming me for being “unproductive” on my day off, on the day I took off after my covid vaccine? <End scene> If anyone’s wondering why I’m a crazy person...

Lil Nas X’s trolling of evangelicals has made my week.

Are you down Bluevine? I cannot login and the password reset is not working.

It’s so strange to be watching this one from the outside.

Losing my GD mind with Verizon Support today. two days now and going on 4 hours of being shoved off to different help desks and getting disconnected or sent to "closed" lines. Can I give it all back? Thank you.

People kept asking me if I wished I was at the agency over the course of the past week. And I was like, oh hell no. But I suddenly wish at least had some inside knowledge because this is scary.

Great article by my friend Chris Bort.

Another great article from a friend who knows his sh*t. 😆

I just waited 30 minutes in a Burgerville drive thru line for their shake machine to be down. And now I’m still stuck in the line to get nothing because I can’t get out. I cannot describe the #FirstWorldProblems rage I feel.