I didn’t choose the PokéLife — the PokéLife chose me. But instead of catching Pokémon, I catch existential crises and people who "accidentally liked my pic from 2018." Shoutout to Pikachu for being the only one who’s seen me like this and didn’t ghost me.

Yes, my outfit matches the weather. No, I’m not taking weather complaints unless you’re the sun himself asking me to go on a date.

Just your average day of looking like I either start mosh pits or lead glitter-coated revolution squads. 📍Location: Somewhere between “don’t mess with me” and “does this leather make my chaos look big?”

Brains, beauty, and a 93% chance of correcting your grammar mid-flirt. 📚☀️Today's look: If Elle Woods opened a book café by the beach. Glasses are for reading and judging — and yes, I brought sunscreen and sarcasm.

You’re looking at your new favourite bad habit 🍀 tight, tiny, and ready to misbehave…

When Van Gogh said starry night, he clearly meant this kind of masterpiece

Golden hour? Nah — I'm the whole sun. 🌞💛

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What do u think.. too much for a outdoor party?

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When you book a tropical getaway to 'find yourself' but only find sand in places sand should never be. 🌴🍑

Kiss kiss 💋

In love with my melons! 👀

Hey

Thats whats happening when u steal my coat in poublic 👀

Hey

When the jeans try to contain too much greatness 🚨🍑

love these shoes

Being on holiday with me is basically a test of endurance. One minute we’re sipping cocktails on the beach 🍹, the next I’m dragging you through a 3-hour walk because “Google says it’s only 10 minutes away.” 🗺️💀 Pack your patience. And snacks.

I love this bikini! u also? 😝