"These ain't my pants" Me: neither are these.. but here we are....

Well.. let's see if i can figure out how this Twitter thing works.

Why????? x.com/OmfgTrentt/sta…

When will they learn? Dont try to run from me!

No sir, I can't cuff you in front just bc you asked me nicely.. Moments later in a temper tantrum: You probably like girls anyway, I wouldnt give u the time of day. Bummer. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Lol.. what great friends x.com/ABC/status/978…

Well... #Rosanne definitely took me by surprise... I'm glad they showed BOTH sides, instead of excluding one.

Day off, and it's raining. Go figure

I wish I could remember I have this app on my phone..

Is it lake season, yet??

Sir.. I'm gonna need that video you claim to have of your ex violating her protection order when you were on a public street.. 3 weeks later.. *crickets* 🤷🏽‍♀️

Well hello there, Spring....