it’s not worth pointing this out

i like that people that have been referring to international relations as “geopolitics” for 10 years are discovering actual geopolitics from first principles

just heard the geese returning. harbingers of spring. #TheSunIsOurEnemy

honey it’s time for more leftist financial analysis yes dear

honestly anytime you guys aren’t bludgeoning me with hammers, i consider it a blessing. really i cherish those moments boss: you bet,

if i can’t die then you will

come here. i have some unkind things to say to you

when did we lose thomas bahama…..

you should speak with my cat on this matter

what a wicked and ironic statement bro. now try explaining something to an american without use of a burger analogy

my chud cat didn’t get me shit for fathers day

The Predator has added you to their list, “Priority Targets.”

✉️ The Assailant has sent you a message! The Assailant: Expect My Imminent Assault 📍The Assailant has started sharing their location.

(my boss terminating me with cause) well THAT could’ve been an email 😂💯

most of my thoughts are articulated by recurring tones

i am getting dumber each day. losing measurable amounts of brain mass each week

the despised individual

how much bodily autonomy are you legally entitled to when owning a cat

chicago could be a great city if it weren’t for the people and the way the people were

they call it april fools because (wanders into the distance and does not return)