game companies should have an “I told you so” clause, where if the game flops this bad the entire executive branch gets laid off and the dev team gets another shot to make a game they think would actually be good

“Rest assured, you fools. Your time will come.” Edea Kramer, Final Fantasy VIII

watched the Falcons play football today

i've been playing a ton of etrian odyssey 5 lately and unlocking master classes has put me in an impasse with what to do with my masurao

the real trick to worldbuilding is to make the moon fucked up. you don’t even have to explain it. just fuck up that moon it’s always cool

ブレスオブファイア3 27周年おめでとうございます🎊🎉 シリーズの中で1番好きです‼︎我が青春‼︎BOF3最高‼︎

I have a concept of a plan.

Haitians in Springfield, Ohio, are keeping their children home and reporting damage to their property as anti-immigrant conspiracy theories spread, fanned by statements by Trump and Vance haitiantimes.com/2024/09/11/hai…

Roy is the only Koopaling who can be defeated more than once in a single playthrough of Super Mario Bros. 3. In fact, players wishing to maximize their gameplay must take the Quadruple Roy Route.

Jesus Christ they just released explosive pagers into the consumer supply chain and blew them all at once in the pockets of random civilians, this is a mass terrorist attack on a civilian population, holy shit this is super evil what the hell

UFO 50 is OUT NOW on Steam! It's time to explore a collection of 50 brand new games. #UFO50 🛸5⃣0⃣: store.steampowered.com/app/1147860/UF…

After Netanyahu’s speech saying there are no civilian spaces in Lebanon and calling hospitals, schools and every home a legitimate target, Israel attacked Beirut. He stood at the UN, declared his war crimes and carried them out. This is what total impunity looks like.

Yeah no shit lmao

i find this image so funny because like, the order of operations is reversed. it's not really that trunks sounds like an OC as much as trunks defined what OCs sound like because he's so fucking cool

GIRLS!

bsky.app/profile/coobsf… hi i’m over here more now, I don’t really tweet much because I’m really uncomfortable here for obvious reasons, so I’m gonna try to be more chatty over there.