Beginning the reformat and reinstallation after fuckup that accompanies all DIY tech projects by law

Time to short fb

Unless your CLE comes with an open bar please keep the jokes/bits to a minimum.

This seems not great youtu.be/7YjY00Cd_MI

Oh shit lol

Never seen a politician audition to play themselves on SNL before x.com/Acyn/status/15…

“Isn’t it legal to go on strike in the USA?” Well, yes, but actually in a very real sense, no.

Last night in Rocket League some rando with a 'MAGA' clan tag lost and started whining about wanting a rematch. They really are all just the same guy lol

Two days ago, the schnauzer stole a coaster off the coffee table and was chewing it. Wife put it on top of the piano, out of reach. Now the schnauzer is sitting, staring at the piano, and growling.

"Hey it's [date] you said you'd have an update by [two weeks from now] how is it going?"

Breaking: Herschel Walker to assist local police in investigating the theft of his nose

Did anybody use Truss Falls as a headline bc if not news media is over

Tomorrow morning Will involve an eight mile walk I have some regrets

Jesus, what imbeciles.

Trying to figure out if I have enough Good Son Points™️ to stay in the will if I skip a family wedding

It has been a pleasure shitposting with all of you cnbc.com/2022/10/27/elo…