WHAT

This is the emoji that convinced me to go on a date with a guy who turned out to be a felon who escaped from prison in Oregon

Left him 2 things to remember me by

I’m not happy for anybody who got to see this it should’ve been me

Currently flirting with a pair of gay twins…time to check off a bucket list wish…

What it sounds like to baby trap me

At a certain point Taylor haters start to descend so far into their own delusional assholes they sound indistinguishable from Republicans because what do you mean “even if this isn’t true I’m still right”

Just paid $9 for a haircut I actually like

Russian biker I have grown quite fond of you

Absolute worst thing about falling in love is the incessant urge to talk about it to any & everybody in your life while nobody gaf & you can feel yourself becoming more annoying & self-indulgent but you can’t stop because you’re smitten

Many such cases

Watching my favorite regular go viral every Halloween for being hot

Draft dump

Boyfriend insists on shaving off his beautiful perfect beard that perfectly accentuates his beautiful perfect jawline & prominent nasolabial folds this is the worst day of my life !!!

Lil jumpy jump of the day

Meanwhile Taylor was writing Holy Ground at this age

Bought a full sized Christmas tree for $70. Only in New York 😌

Never would’ve guessed who the top artist on my Wrapped is. Life is full of surprises man