If your going to embarrass yourself , do it I a far away place where you won't see the people who you embarrased yourself infront of again.

#BestMemories2012 chasing a golfball down buchanan street Lewis Bradley

#BestMemories2012. Impression of a chicken laying a egg in frankie&bennies Hana McBrearty

Glad to be back tweeting again #fixedphone

If rossvale wim tomrow victory party at my house ! John McCrae Lewis Bradley robfowler

Pointing out my sisters flaws is the highlight of my day. I know its sad but her reaction is priceless.#sineadfromstillgame

Do you think scooby-Doo was the criminal minds of its day ?

#StrangeFears. A giant platypus seeing my in my underpants.

Every time I read one of morgan freemans tweets I read it his voice.

Really in the mood for a sausage roll or a meatball marinana sub.#hungry

Making cookies again after promising my self after last week's failure that I wouldn't make them again. #toaddictive

When I get my own house I'm buying a toilet with a seat the heats up so that when you sit on it your arse is nice and comferted.

#TVquotes :where do you live? a freezin cold wet and windy country. Right ok ill give you a house made au plasticine. #stillgame

"Scrubs" has been described as the most medically-accurate television show on air.

Would love to go and see mumford and sons live.

Neil Lennon. Is at turnbull high school. In a range rover. Wae a wee boy.