Loved seeing my 2 Interim managers today. Krister and Angel are going to be names you see a lot more often #bestinthewest #readsetgrow TCC Wireless @prtopazTCC Jeff Szostek

Got to see the Alpaca squad today in Alexandria! This team is pumped to make some wins happen.

I started in wireless as a Sales Rep over 5 years ago. I became Assistant Manager then Store Manager and finally District Manager. Today marks my last day in wireless. The experience has grown me into who I am. I am very incredibly thankful for the opportunity. Goodbye T-Mobile!

Damn, people really out here like “y’all got a charger? My glasses are dead”

This is how I afford a mortgage

Gonna add rice to my flour to keep it from getting lumpy.

Just had mole for the first time and y’all southerners were really holding out on us. What else y’all got down there?

Same energy

Y’all hear about Wynn Bruce?

Y’all really need to stop naming your kids Michael. I have 10 in my contacts and it’s getting out of hand.

I got 99 followers but a bitch ain’t one.

Recently realized Kathy is the boomer version of Katy. In other news, I’m sleeping on the couch.

See, the issue with astrology is birth dates are arbitrary. I, for example, was born early. Ask your parents what time and place you were conceived. That’s your real sign

My son has become Amelia Bedelia. I asked him to throw away a diaper. He takes it and runs forward and YEETs it as hard as he can.

Someone told me My Chemical Romance isn’t emo on Emo Day and I’m not okay (I promise)

Amelia Bedelia struck again, reached out my hand and told my son to shake and he literally shook his whole body.

Okay but you have to admit. A company named X Corp has big Disney supervillain vibes.