Son when he saw Andres Gomes on the team sheet today

Holy shit it’s happening

When you’re soft but you’ve had enough

If I walk into a room that smell like pickles, I will immediately become physically aggressive.

my last white blood cell challenging corona to a dance battle for the fate for my body

Animal Crossing? Nah I BEEN Crossing Animals

How you look if you genuinely believe 5G causes covid-19 #5GCoronavirus

Me trying to catch a quick flight before Lockdown 2

A former McDonald's cashier is attempting to build the next great billion dollar sports franchise. The craziest part? It's working. Time for a thread 👇👇👇

cleansing your TL with a guy listening to rage against the machine for the first time and getting it

“One term? Couldnt be me fr LMA-“

WW3 sponsored by Applebees. We’re living in an episode of South Park.

Nobody: Tax and NI payments: