Dear girls with the bull nose rings, Please do not talk to me, look at me, or come to the same location as me. I am sorry for the awful decisions you have made in your life, but I do not want to see them while enjoying my life. Thanks!

I’m giving up being sober for the next 40 days. Buckle up.

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NOOOO MY 401K THAT I CAN'T PULL OUT FOR 20 MORE YEARS WENT DOWN TODAY NOOOOO

“You know what’s not cool Bobby?.. hell” Don’t forget your bible

We need more muscle cars

Grey Zabel on how he’s going to celebrate being drafted by the Seahawks: “Probably going to start diving into these Busch Lights.” Via Dugar, Michael-Shawn

What a moron

CVS is closing closing all 23 locations across Arkansas because the state government wants them to play by the same rules as other pharmacies. Something they absolutely despise. American patients should know by now it’s never been about them, when profits are on the line.

Imagine, for example, that you went to your local movie theater to purchase a ticket but being told you cant. "I'm sorry, you have to buy your ticket through Netflix" Netflix then keeps 80% of the ticket revenue and tells the local movie theater to be grateful for the customer.

I have created what I am referring to as the “Bachelor Bowl.” It is large bowl of seasoned beef and rice that I will keep in the fridge and reheat when I am hungry and work on eating throughout the week. It is incredibly efficient and easy for food. (AR-15 magazine for scale)

Dude kicks the same rock for 85 days and the results are fascinating

Greg Olsen has one rule for his little league team

When that first drop hits your lips. Pure bliss

Father of the year 😂

Highest Graded Rookie Linebackers from Preseason Week 1: 1️⃣ Nick Jackson, TB: 90.0 2️⃣ Jay Higgins, BAL: 88.1 Hawkeye Football

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