Bartender put my card in her mouth tryna be sexy n shit, 5 minutes later she was mad her face was numb. Whatever tf that’s about

“Dude I love gas station food, they make all of the things I love”

INSTAGRAM NEERS TO PUT THE FEED BACK IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

someone being patient with u is one of the softest forms of love

I stay in ... I regret it , I go out ... I regret it tf wrong with me 😂😂😂

if you haven’t signed up for your PFD today’s the last day!

After seeing what Joe Biden has done in the last month, I’d like to thank him for not doing anything in 47 years.

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boys i see this getting a lot of attention, if you ever need a person to call or get a beer with don’t hesitate one bit to dm me.

If you’re having relationship problems, just get married or have a child together. I’ve seen it save so many couples! Hope this helps❤️

fuck joe biden, and anyone who voted for him.

we don’t talk enough about the fake feud Betty White and Ryan Reynolds created to help promote The Proposal

Define irony, the prosecutor who tried to say Kyle was reckless with a firearm picks up the same rifle and proceeds to recklessly break every gun safety rule known to man. Let's Go Brandon Apparel: bit.ly/3EbcXP8

My coworker jus said he used to drink the Vienna sausage juice as a kid idk if I can fuck wit him anymore