Anyways get flexed on piss baby when you ready to hit the gym hope your journey goes well

My horny ass could never work at a zoo

Big boobies thread men do your thing

Big moobies thead bbw do your thang

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

I cannot begin to describe to you all how refreshing it is to me to finally see the real issues of our times being addressed

if ur bf -constantly wants attention -is always late -verbally abuses you -leaves you when youre dying thats NOT ur bf 🚫 thats ur jungler

FTC finalizes its new 'click to cancel' rule Subscription services, including gym memberships, will be required to offer 'one click to cancel' with the new rule Rule takes effect in 180 days after being published

I love whatever this trope is called

🫡short San Antonio trip

If I’m “addicted” to porn, then I’m also “addicted” to drinking, cocaine and cigarettes. Do you hear how ridiculous you sound?

If you send me an email through X, I am sending you back a virus the likes of which has not been seen since the Bubonic Plague

I got atheist shooters they gon always blasphemy

(misremembering the phrase whatever floats your boat) whatever fucks your ass dude

Oh my god lmao

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.