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We only want the earth

Fuck Israel

Epicurus be like:

Apologies to anyone who briefly got doxxed for being horny about me sksksksk Did not expect that website to tweet for me

So the secret admirers thing, as funny as it is, does auto tweet and also sneakily makes you follow a bunch of crypto people so don't do it. As a heads up, check your security and permissions settings, go to apps and settings and revoke access to everything there

Presenters Denise Van Outen and Graham Norton at the relaunch of Heinz Salad Cream in London, (2000)

There is a strange and deep pleasure to be had in shoveling a bunch of mediocre salad veggies into your gullet that subway absolutely nails. But if you moan too loudly, they ask you to leave the store

Bro look at our left wing academics, we're so fucked "Europe is the only self critical culture" wtf you on about.

Without ironic detachment, you have to face the horrors of the world and the result is either action or paralysing dread

If you tried to make me live here I would go postal

To all my yank followers, just want you to know that everyone else thinks "the pledge of allegiance" is an absolutely insane thing.

Point me in the direction of Microsoft's servers and give me a hammer, I will spare the world from this scourge of reducing language to pure function. My reader can get on my level

I will post this edit at every given opportunity because not only is it correct, it goes hard as fuck

Trans people are angels and you should worship them, sorry I don't make the rules

Gold stake zodiac deck served on a plate

Run finally died but we reached a new higher ante. To get this run further I needed red seals, an ectoplasm and possibly polychrome but just wasn't packing any