Glorious. I bet he knew exactly which piece of off-cut wood he needed too. That is true satisfaction.

“They are deeply traumatised by what happened…Their second priority is the need for justice to be done and seen to be done.” Any comments now, Mr Waugh? Will you be bringing up their case in parliament again, perhaps this time to discuss sentencing for this hardworking family?

Striking a police officer should be an immediate 10 year prison sentence. Use a weapon, add another 5 years. Injure or maim a police officer; 20 years. No appeals.

Hi Grok Analysing political, economic, and social factors, do you think the United Kingdom will still be a secular, democratic and prosperous country in the year 2100? Provide a short justification for your answer.

Christ Alive. Barton is one of the most detestable men in the modern Yookay.

The last 100 Englishmen, circa 2150. Form Square!

Almost 2% of the population of England & Wales arrived in the last year. Over 5 years, 5 million immigrants have arrived. In % terms, this equates to 8% of the total population. It is insanity, and wholly unsustainable. We are throwing away our heritage and national security.

Naïve Hobbit lobbies for Orc relocation scheme in the Shire.

Christ Alive!

A reet ‘appy Yarkshire Day to you all, yer bastards. Unless yer a pie eater from over Pennines, then yer can bugger off.

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I, for one, always, use the Oxford comma.

We are broke. Our national debt is over £2.9 trillion, up from £1.6 trillion a decade ago. Interest payments alone now cost far more every year than the entire defence budget. For every pound raised in tax, a huge chunk is immediately swallowed just to pay for yesterday’s

Can’t exactly work out what catman is advocating for here. At the very least, he almost seems like an apologist for foreign rapists.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 One was an idiotic terrorist scumbag that killed himself through starvation, while the other was the greatest man of the 20th century, standing up to lead and defend western civilisation from tyranny, when all around him had believed all was lost.

Probably right. Conga dancing women dressed in pink are notoriously dangerous.

On a mid-point est, the Japanese were killing over 80,000 people per month over an 8 year period. They were fascists of the highest order and not only did the bombs end the war, they literally pacified 🇯🇵 forevermore turning them into major Western allies. I call that success.

Can we designate ourselves ‘Great’ now? I quite like the sound of ‘Compo the Great’.