RIP OZZY.

To do this show so close to the end was truly remarkable. A testament to his impeccable legacy as a performer. #RIPOzzy

What do you call it?

I told my wife I hurt my neck and back at work. I'm a little afraid to tell her I actually hurt them headbanging on my way home from work...again.

She is infinitely more qualified to be on this horse than me.

A weekend with my little cowgirls 🏇❤️🏇

The wife always used to make fun of me for having, "button pushing hands." Last night I put my hand on her leg and she shouted, "God your hands are rough. Can you please go moisturize?" #BlueCollar

Any relation to Future Considerations?

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the guy on the radio to play my song request and he said, "I'll see what I can do!"

I was challenged to name 37 Rush songs off the top of my head yesterday and I succeeded. Easily cracks the top 5 greatest moments of my life.

Long weekend shenanigans! (Side note: Aurora is in her Louise Belcher era)

I rolled my window down while we were driving this evening and my 5-year-old hits me with, "Do you want to get Mosquitoes in here, Dad?"

Didn't realize Shrek drove an Infiniti.

We went to a wedding over the weekend that did bingo to see who got to eat first for dinner. You had to fill in the spots by getting the name of a guest matching the description the box had in it. I was asked by many to be "guest wearing a bolo tie". It was awesome!

Me: kiddo, I kicked your butt in this game! 5-year-old: Mommy, Daddy kicked my ass!

Today a guy at work presented me with a whole ass chocolate bar simply because I've been nice to him. It was a friendly reminder that kindness matters. #KindnessMatters

I sometimes wonder why I don't have more special skills or certifications to put on my resume. Then I remember that in college I took electives like "Villains and Villainy" and "The 1960's".

"Man I can't wait for my second break" - Me on the first break of my shift

I'm currently working 12 hour night shifts (6pm-6am). One thing I didn't realize would take some getting used to is watching the sun set and still being awake when it comes back up. Something about it feels very weird.