I did not expect that

LOOK OUT! 👀 Normal World’s episode from last night that YouTube refused to upload will now be premiering at 12/1c TODAY! #tgif #normalworld #boeing #youtubeisbroken Dave Landau 1/4 Black Garrett Derek Richards Tony Casillas BlazeTV

It’s wild to me that restaurants are allowed to sell beans at the airport

Just had a homeless guy ask me if I had an extra vape. The homeless in Miami are built different and I’m here for it

Getting put in the Guiness Book of World Record for getting rejected by 100 bad bitches in under one minute. Shoutout to everyone who supported me on this journey

I’m boycotting the watching the Cowboys until Jerry Jones sells the team and returns back to the tomb he came out of

Being Fat is Political #rfkjr #health #trump #political #fat #comedymothership #comedy #standup #jokes

Such a fun fun night last night comedymothership. With the hilarious @Comediantonyc. 📸: Troy Conrad

Can Conan O’Brien just host the Oscars every year? His performance was funny goofy and didn’t take itself too serious. He’s a class act in the entertainment industry.

Also, the Oscars got it right by giving Sean Baker best Director and Anora best picture. He’s hands-down, the best Filmmaker of this generation. Much deserved

Had a future president in the crowd

Just saw the Brutalist in IMAX 4DX… you wouldn’t expect it but it really works with that format. Afterwards we were surprised by Adrian Brody screaming at the crowd in lobby about how important he is to filmmaking… he was very sweaty and passionate. 10/10 #sxsw

Sitting next to Casey Affleck at this screening and he won’t stop angrily texting during the movie… #sxsw

Just saw James Franco try to fight the giant rabbit statue at Jackalope… he said that the rabbit gave him a “real weird look” and told him 127 Hours was “mid AF” #SXSW2025

Didn’t have time to check it out, but Clint Eastwood had a kissing booth set up on Congress… #SXSW2025

Went to Cheese Cake Factory today for the first time. Not a factory AT ALL. Just a normal ass restaurant, tables with chairs and all… Just another liberal lie

Elephant Walk #frat

It’s hard to be original… #moviemaking

Fun talk with my friend Shawn Johnson

They said the Epstein client list was coming. Now they say it never existed. We talked about it anyway. Comedian Tony Casillas joined me to break it all down.