Just now, whilst conversing with my coworker about Adele shutting down her ignorant heckler, he asked, “who’s Adele?” 😳 So MY question for the world is - what’s the best way to stop the bleeding from his forehead?

YOU 👏 DO 👏 NOT 👏 NEED 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 SKINNY 👏 TO 👏 BE 👏 SEXY 👏 AS 👏 FUCK

I’ve neglected this account for too long. So here I am, flaws and all.

I almost spit out my drink. 😂

People, here is the beloved Sally Field speaking truth. I fucking love her, always have loved her. #WomensRightsAreHumanRights #VoteBlueDownBallot #AbortionIsHealthcare #ProtectWomenAndGirls #WeWontGoBack

.Kamala Harris: "No, baby - you're not gonna die."

But really.

I. Am. Screaming 💀😂💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

Someone at work tonight said I look like I’m in my mid-40s. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) He’s dead now. 😁

Insomnia, but let it help you get homework done. 🤓

Everyone does their homework naked and with a cocktail, right? 🤷🏻‍♂️

It really is enough, already.

Another night of naked homework. 🤓

The last one of these I posted got deleted by IG. I’m curious how long this one will last. 🤔

(Home)work work work work work

Cheers to 36! 🥳

Retweet if you remember him

On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!