Can you imagine being in Adam Sandler’s friend group? Are they ever not laughing? They’re the funniest dudes around.

My little sister is 27 and doesn’t know how to ride a bike and that literally blows my mind. Like what???

Just reiterating this again.

Truly cannot wait to hold my little nugget of a human 🥹

I need to be back in Hawaii asap. Kauai is my happy place.

I was a gymnast/cheerleader for damn near 20 years of my life and working in the ER at almost 8 months pregnant is the hardest thing I’ve ever physically done 😂😩

Fingers and toes crossed that someone brings donuts to work this morning 🍩

Continually looking at photos and watching videos from Sofia Richie’s wedding. Truly and utterly obsessed with the absolute perfection of the entire thing. Just wow.

About to have my Botox NP meet me in my labor and delivery room after this baby 💉

An ambulatory lady at work today told me to “get off my fat ass (I’m 8 months pregnant) and get her a wheelchair” hahahahahaha. I love being an ER nurse 🙃

They’re playing my old MySpace song on the radio this morning and it’s making me feel OLD. Mostly cuz MySpace. What a time.

This baby better come soon cuz I don’t think I can be sanely pregnant much longer.

Working in the ER given me Stockholm Syndrome.

I know it’s impractical, but hear me out.. Air conditioned patios.

I give my little baby angel boy a bath and what’s the first thing he does after he’s cleaned and diapered and lotioned and in his jammies??? POOPS 💩

Creating a human life is by far the greatest and most rewarding thing I have ever done.

Week 3 back to work from maternity leave and it has yet to get any easier. Tears every time leaving my baby boy.

Coming back to Twitter only simply to suggest to Dyson that they make a THICKER attachment for their Airwrap for us girlies who want a bigger blowout. Plz&thx. Byeeeee!