How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

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therapy isn’t enough i need a dragon

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking ...”

I’ve often wondered why this is?

Before they rename the Kennedy Center, tell me again what exactly was Melania Trump’s extraordinary talent that qualified her for an Einstein Visa.

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This door weighed more than the entire fucking car you drive now.

I’m forced to pay taxes under threat of jail. That money goes to foreign wars I never voted for, to bomb countries I’ve never been to. Meanwhile, my roads crumble, groceries double, and I get called unpatriotic for questioning it.

Wow, Gene Simmons from KISS on Ozzy. This is pure respect & arguably the most stripped back, bare, and honest, vulnerable Gene has ever been. Ozzy affected everyone, even other legends. Beautiful tribute Gene, well done sir.

Someone said “30 years ago”, and my mind went to the 1970’s, but it turns out they meant 1995. Now I need to go lie down.

Let your happiness not depend on anyone.

These billboards to Ozzy’s memory are popping up around the US. Beautiful.

I DO believe in fairies!

I have a plan.