Doing some last minute shows in SAN FRAN, MONTEREY and NAPA next week if you’re anywhere nearby @ California instagram.com/p/BmmAuZyhinW/…

Did an IZOD shoot and Aaron Rodgers showed up and stole the show. Do I run on his football field and throw his footballs everywhere? Not after that one time! #JostvsRodgers #WhosTaller #HardToSay

Thank you for all your hard work! Team Rubicon has already rebuilt 300 homes in Puerto Rico and they’re fixing 20 more every week. Go to teamrubiconusa.org and help them rebuild in the Carolinas after Hurricane Florence. It’s a great organization.

Hey @BraunStrowman not to make a big fuss, but that was a rental and I didn’t pay for insurance. Maybe I can send you my Venmo info and you can reimburse me? PS are you watching The Bachelor? Crazy! See you soon amigo! #GetTheseFriends

Heading to Clusterfest but hoping to make it more of a Fyre Fest Use promo code "Ja Rule" to get a free message that says "Promo code not valid"

Hey @BraunStrowman I've consulted with my attorneys and they said that "Get These Hands" could be construed as a threat. I assured them that you're a non-violent person. A "gentle giant," if you will. So let's work this out like gentlemen. Do you play chess perchance? WWE

Proud to work with Solar Responders They solarize firehouses in Puerto Rico so 1st responders can save lives even when the power fails. Any donations help. companiesforcauses.org/solar_responde… Ricardo Rosselló Direct Relief Allie Techy MARIA MENOUNOS Lin-Manuel Miranda Hispanic Federation Tesla FEMA

Wanted to wish Aaron Rodgers good luck on his first day of school today. IZOD (You know it’s an authentic behind-the-scenes video because there’s a ladder and a light in the background.)

Tomorrow night back home in Staten Island to raise money for our local museum. A few tickets left here: www1.ticketmaster.com/event/000056DA… Thanks to @melissavcomedy steezus_castillo @bqquinn… instagram.com/p/B2kZ4u8hnok/…

Good luck today ⁦Aaron Rodgers⁩ I sent this to the Cowboys defensive line for inspiration. ⁦IZOD⁩

Always fun watching ⁦Aaron Rodgers⁩ dismantle my favorite football team. And he plays piano! ⁦IZOD⁩

Hi Twitter. I spent the last 3 years writing a book and it’s coming out April 14. It’s called “A Very Punchable Face” based on the fact that several of my friends have told me, “You have a very punchable face.” (People on Twitter have said much worse.) penguinrandomhouse.com/books/535369/a…

Pre-order here: prh.com/punchableface

If you are stuck at home for the weekend or the next three months, check out this excerpt from my new book that was published in the New Yorker this week. You can pre-order the book now so it arrives in the middle of the lockdown. Also works as kindling! newyorker.com/magazine/2020/…

This is my greatest honor. Saw so many great World Inferno shows back in the day. Hope to see you at Hallowmas 2020.

Whoa! But for real?? instagram.com/p/BcoJcu8B07v/ fb.me/MjgM2BRz

Kenny! x.com/thejetontnt/st…

It's gonna be so exciting to see a witch hunt catch an actual witch!

This has zero to to with politics, but the way she said “steak”… instagram.com/p/Bim0YeLhf4q/…