Does anyone else think Which-Wich is the Whorst-worst?

Wait. How is Google Fiber not a breakfast cereal yet?

Any time I eat, my dog looks at me waiting for me to share. I’ve decided I won’t share until she does. It’s about principle.

Seven years since the day we stood with our best friends and said “I do”. It’s unbelievable how much life we’ve lived in that time and what we’ve experienced! Each year that has passed… instagram.com/p/BoZtuw9n1Nm/…

Do you ever walk into a room where there is way more happening than you expected and feel like you time traveled to 2013 and wandered into a Harlem Shake video?

I'm watching "That 70's Show" and eating Fruity Pebbles. Eric says "Adults don't eat fruity pebbles". Sorry Eric, cereal is my life now.

I consider myself a patient guy, but constantly burning my tongue proves that just isn't true.

As a Falcons fan, it brings me so much joy to see the Patriots blow a 4th quarter lead. Thank you Chiefs, you're cool.

Any time I see the word “amiable” I assume it’s a Spanish word.

Ok, who decided that typing with both hands wouldn’t be called “stereo-typing?”

Every morning while eating breakfast I watch Comedy Central. Not necessarily because I like it, but because it’s one of the few channels I have. Today I accidentally watched the news and didn’t notice until I finished my breakfast. #observant

Any time I hear someone reference the “dark web” I feel like they’re talking about Pinterest.

Y’all. My wife schools me on the Bible like every day. It’s ridiculous/embarrassing.

I just had the absolute worst customer service experience of my life with PayPal regarding a claim. Sincerely disappointed in their “buyer protection”. What a joke.

Seeing the same exact commercials over and over and over again on Hulu really tests my sanity. I prefer the commercials on Netflix.

I swear my dog just whistled.

Just watched a breeze blow a cloud of yellow death powder out of a tree. I’m sealing myself inside for the foreseeable future.

This morning as I was driving to the store every red light I pulled up to immediately turned green. Nice to see my super powers finally manifesting.

So I have jury duty this week. One of the other jurors looks like a slim version of Tim Tebow. In my mind, I call him “Slim Tebow”. So far I’d say jury duty has been worth it.

Remember being 8 years old, at a friend’s birthday party, watching said friend open presents, and being jealous the presents weren’t for you? Well, people make “unboxing videos” so you can relive that heartbreak willingly. What a time to be alive.