I love funny people soooo much like make me laugh again please

im listening to my body and its telling me it wants a 10mm bullet straight to the dome

i get so offended when guys with girlfriends flirt with me. like side bitch??? i'm giving side bitch???

chatgpt has ruined literacy forever because the em dash is so useful and frequently used in so many essays and i am an avid user ever since i learned how to write

oh my god.

Some of you are walking love letters, and you don't even realise it. You light up rooms, shift atmospheres, and inspire people just by being you. It's such a precious gift.

there’s no post-breakup healing process for girls you just wake up one day and be like “ew” and you’re free

if the birds can scream at 6am so can i

Yea so this record is just never going to be broken

me smelling good is a part of my personality

the urge to say "so you just hate me", when i don't get my own way

"and i know it's a little late, but congratulations on your wedding"

“pero buhay naman nya yan eh” - after nyang pagchismisan buhay ng iba

'wag na mag-aral kingina

HALA