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Dogecoin down 5% on news of war with Iran

Whenever I have even the smallest bit of a crush I stop listening to Bladee and start listening to The 1975. One day when I'm older I'll be able to explain why but for now I can just notice the behavior

Imagine being plastered at the tavern in 1814 and then getting on your horse telling it to take you home. The original self-driving car

Friday I was at the club until 4am for the coldhealing Chicago meetup then I woke up to go to brunch with my aunt at 10am then I drove to my hometown friend's pool party then today I woke up at 6am to go hiking and now I'm going to sleep until NBA Finals Game 7 #WeekendInTheLife

So true queen

I find the "I'm tired of living through historical events every day" mindset so exhausting to be around. I don't think the world is moving faster than it used to, a lot of the events you're saying are history really aren't, and being well-situated in the present is important

If Kevin Durant had a gf in 2016, someone who could have held his hand and told him everything will be okay after they blew a 3-1 lead to the 73 win Warriors, he and the Thunder might have had 4 championships by now. This is why it's not good for men to be alone

I'll be at Bushwick parties talking about how Zohran is the most culturally vital politician on the left since Obama and then the next night at a midtown Manhattan center left fundraiser gala saying it's our duty to vote Cuomo idgaf

i've seen too many dudes get everything they ever wanted & still have zero swag

The cuddle puddle ratio was 6 men to 4 women so me and bro had to have gay sex once everyone else paired off for the monogamous portion of the evening

Spent this morning watching TikToks made by a guy who "lost his fiance shortly before the wedding". In a different video he reveals that she's alive but in a psych ward due to schizophrenic episodes. He's now in Boise Idaho, wearing suits every day, focused on self-improvement

Monday in the 4HL

indecisive boy summer

WNBA used to be a niche thing for lesbians but like trendy neighborhoods it blew up in the mainstream once beautiful white women arrived

A recent addition to my Twitter etiquette style guide is that you shouldn't ever link your tweets in someone's replies. You should copy-paste the text of your tweet if you really want to say it again. No one cares that you've said that before.

When I was a child, on Saturday mornings I was woken up by the sound of Mom vacuuming the living room. Now that I live alone it's the sound of my retired neighbor mowing his lawn. The electric sound of the world becoming cleaner has always tormented me