Chris (Official) 🧬 (@coldbrewcookies) 's Twitter Profile
Chris (Official) 🧬

@coldbrewcookies

Science🧬, data, pets🐕, & Mets⚾ Vote blue, stay safe 💙 It’s all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out then it’s fun and games without depth perception

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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH (@geauxgabrielle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just a reminder that a sitting Senator and his wife and a sitting representative and her husband were all shot and 2 were assassinated in a politically motivated spree killing 2 months ago and nobody gives a fuck

Chris (Official) 🧬 (@coldbrewcookies) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ghislaine Maxwell allowed to leave prison on “work assignments”. I don’t think they’re planning to pardon her, I think they’re planning to unalive her.

Agent Self FBI (@retroagent12) 's Twitter Profile Photo

MAGA spent years foaming at the mouth over the “Epstein files.” Trump, Don Jr., Bongino, Kash Patel — all of them — swore this was the bombshell that would blow up a massive Democrat pedophile ring. They promised “full transparency,” that this would be the reckoning. Now?

Chris (Official) 🧬 (@coldbrewcookies) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The funny part about Trump ordering the Smithsonian to falsify their exhibitions to cater to him is that his name is still in the Epstein files.

Chris (Official) 🧬 (@coldbrewcookies) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Like MAGA doesn’t do the same? Please, get over yourself. I’ve been called awful things by MAGA and I don’t know ANY of them irl. Leftists/liberals whatever don’t owe you or anyone else “compassion or empathy”.

Like MAGA doesn’t do the same? Please, get over yourself. I’ve been called awful things by MAGA and I don’t know ANY of them irl.
Leftists/liberals whatever don’t owe you or anyone else “compassion or empathy”.
Karly Kingsley (@karlykingsley) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We’re suspending the jobs report so you don’t see how bad the numbers are, auditing the Smithsonian to match Trump’s politics, fighting over gerrymandering the map, and deploying the military into cities. This isn’t governance anymore. It’s authoritarianism in plain sight.

Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 (@alcappuccinoit) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We can hit MAGA with logic, shame, their hypocrisy, satire—direct assaults on their flawed beliefs—but they’ll willingly remain in the dark. It’s the key problem, because a functioning democracy rests on being able to persuade, with the best ideas winning out, not this craziness.

Chris (Official) 🧬 (@coldbrewcookies) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Me: “I filter all my incoming emails into folders so it makes my life easier” Coworker: “Great idea, what did you name the folders?” Me: “They all go directly into the trash”

Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 (@josheakle) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The modern right believes in nothing. Just months ago, their loudest influencers were screaming that women showing skin was a sign of "Western decline." Last week, their Secretary of Defense said women should lose the right to vote. Across red states, they’re banning porn and

Governor Newsom Press Office (@govpressoffice) 's Twitter Profile Photo

WHEN SPEAKER “LITTLE MAN” JOHNSON IS STANDING IN “THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE,” HE CAN THANK DONALD “TACO” J. TRUMP. TRUMP MISSED A SIMPLE DEADLINE — SOMETHING HE HAS OFTEN DONE WITH HIS MANY FAILED BUSINESSES — NOW CALIFORNIA WILL “FIRE” HIM WITH NEW, “MORE BEAUTIFUL MAPS.” HIGHLY

Chris (Official) 🧬 (@coldbrewcookies) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anyone can buy a blue check and put MD or PhD after their name and make wildly false claims. MAGAts eat that up because they don’t know how to separate fact from fiction.

Dr. Lucky Tran (@luckytran) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Antivaxxers love falsely accusing scientists of censorship but in reality they are the ones trying censor science. RFK tried bullying a journal into retracting a major study of 1.2M kids that found aluminum in vaccines don't increase autism or asthma risk. The journal refused.

Chris (Official) 🧬 (@coldbrewcookies) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Whenever I read a headline with a truly awful story… my first thought is, it was probably a MAGA. And most of the time I’m right.