Don't just stare at it. Drink it!

About to hit my second cup. ☕️ ☕️ ☕️ literally tingling with excitement.

About to drop this in my fresh cup of coffee. Mmm mmm

About to drop this in my fresh cup of coffee. Mmm mmm

If you think I won't drink gas station coffee and enjoy it, you are wrong. All coffee is good coffee. ALL COFFEE IS GOOD COFFEE. IT'S TRYING OKAY

I really should be in bed, but just one more cup of coffee ☕️ I can't resist its allure. It's a siren, and I am an untehthered Odysseus, crashing into the rocks to taste her gentle kiss. Take me. Take me...

Coffee enemas, sugar or no sugar? I swear I can taste the difference!

When is aro-ace awareness week? Asking for a friend.

Should I legally change my name to James Hoffee?

The best thing about buying your own whole bean coffee and grinding it in a good bur grinder is how bougie it makes you feel. I feel like the girl in an oversized sweater in those Macy's winter clothes ads - content, care free and fuckable.

Much like with a smoker, it's important you seldom, if ever, clean your coffee machine or aeropress as the flavors from seasons of brewing cure in the device to deliver a rich, aged flavor - unique to each machine.

Of all the mugs of coffee I have ever drank, this mornings was definitely one of them.

In my next video, I'll be exploring why unethically sourced coffees always have richer, fuller flavor profiles and how YOU can successfully turn a blind eye to the unnecessary suffering behind their harvesting and distribution! ☕️ ☕️ ☕️

Working on a new video, "Brewing with mineral water and other subtle ways to come out of the closet to your friends/family/viewers." Should be ready in a couple weeks.

Long extraction time is functionally the same as just using more grounds, it just saves money, which I don't care about because I have YouTube money.

If you don't post pictures of your coffee before you drink it, it's as if you never drank it al all.

Six degrees of coffee heresy: 1. Adding milk to coffee 2. Adding sugar to coffee 3. Adding flavored sweetener to coffee 4. Adding whip 5. Adding drizzle 6. Coldbrew Talk to your kids about coffee sacrilege, and how to avoid damnation. It's a slippery sloap.

You wouldn't download a coffee.

So glad AI art can never steal coffee occupations.

I just made someone very dear to me a fantastic cup of aeropress coffee and they added soy milk and chocolate syrup to it. My soul hurts. I'm in a dark place right now and will be taking a break from Twitter for the night.