Someone bring me tacos. I would do cheap low down dirty thangs for some tacos rn. Fr Mood.

Kung fu panda is so litt 🔥

[so calm, so patient] Panda. ..We do not wash our pits in the sacred pool of tears. 🤣🤣

Y’all look what my dad tweeted about our doggy 😭😭😭😭😭😭

If you gonna be by boo, you better be cool with me waking you up at night donkey braying at some corny ass meme because I couldn’t sleep. just saying

Mood. Cartoons and Coffee. Don’t bug me. ☕️

I don’t think I really enjoying cooking unless I’m MacGyvering some shit. Don’t give me all the ingredients. Force to make a 5 star meal with Ramen noodles and ketchup. I’ll do it..😏

Has anybody watched Brad Neely’s Harg Nallin’ Sclopio Peepio yet on Hulu? It’s my new favorite show

I have a cut on the bottom of my foot today, so I am literally dying, like Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie The Revenant. Someone halp!

Some days I wake up so mad at racism I can hardly stand it.

Fr Mood

why does this rainy day have me so blue?

my wings are made of plastic

The person outside the toilet stall probably thinks I’m crazy because I’m sitting looking. at memes and scrolled onto this gem. Now Im deep belly laughing on the toilet so... 😂😂😂

I think we can all agree that the third mummy was the shittiest mummy movie. I meaannnnn what the fuck happened to Evie, amirite? You tryna pass this fake, discount Evie off like nothing happened takes me all the way out. Try again.. 😂😂

I like NE-YO. He seems like the kinda guy who doesn’t think going out to buy his wife tampons makes him less manly. Kudos 👏🏾👏🏾

What do you want from me? Why don’t you run from me? What are you wondering? What do you know? Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me? When we all fall asleep where do we go?

Wish I was one of those trendy people who could remember to post my quirky thoughts on the internet on a semi-reoccurring basis for other people to see and admire my stellar wit. Too bad I have the memory of a goal-fish and and a complete inability to form habits.

When a white man acts assertive, he’s a boss. When a woman acts assertive, she’s a bitch. When a black man acts assertive, he’s a threat.

Am I the only one who finds it terribly inconvenient that you can’t pause during ads? I’m just tryna pee. The ads aren’t really effective if I’m in the other room right? Tubi