Whitworth is a bad commentator. Good analyst tho

Officially unemployed now🔥🔥🔥

Misclicked in fantasy draft. Gonna jump off a bridge tonight

Fantasy buy in is $50 and 2 guys are on payment plans💔💔💔

En route to Hershey Pennsylvania to see turnpike

Yeah this is the greatest band of all time holy shit that was epic

Roommate is bringing a boat to school this year. Probably gonna be the greatest year ever. Will update with catches

Buying notebooks for the first time since freshman year. Lots of gays in target rn

Second run of the day working way better. Nothing but smokes

Fat boy summer is officially over #obese

No water, brita, or ice yet in the new house

Who’s going to be the first lucky lady to use Bone’s toilet and see this?

When my bet hits I’m buying a kegerator and everyone is invited

JP Estrella first day of class range sesh

Very wet and very explosive shit, but a relatively dry wipe🔥Is bookstore open yet?

Cody gets drunk at the bean then goes home and gets shiny Pokémon

Law of new shirts. Gotta wear it as soon as you buy it

Just told a freshman this was my assigned desk. I’m still a senior pal get tricked