How to know the Democratic Party actually doesn’t care about people and race? Chicago alone has had 130+shootings this year and more rape/burglary in the past 4yrs—none of which have been brought up in the news used as a radical point for 2A rights, gun control, or BLM.

Many brands carry the same beverages. However, McDonalds has the best sprite and Coca-Cola. Raising Cane’s has the best root beer. And Chick filA has the best lemonade and peach shakes. You can’t intermix these beverages across brands. There are winners in everything 🙏🏼

#4thofJuly

I’m impressed. I’ve heard those things are hard to ride haha

Seriously. The alligator 🐊 in Loki 😄

Claussen or Vlasic?

I’ve gotten so good at the “wrist wave” signing off Zoom calls.

I talk to the RAM on my iMac like “come on baby you can do it!” when my dumb-A has Illustrator, Photoshop, Lightroom, Premiere, Dimension, After Effects, and Media Encoder open exporting a video for some stupid reason believing it won’t crash 😐

San Francisco’s new program announced to pay people $300/mo to not shoot other people using tax dollars is a hilarious fail that further proves guns don’t kill people. People kill people. Gun control doesn’t work. So now they’re going to tax more to pay criminals to not shoot 😂

20 years. We will always remember #911Memorial

Bottom floor apartment dwellers who leave their blinds open at night for all to see in are low-key psychopaths.

Unpopular opinion… the second casted Dumbledore is better than the first.

Your friendly reminder that Halloween is days away and you can dress up however you want.

Biden’s new tax bill hit yesterday. Y’all voted for someone to “tax the rich” yet the bill isn’t doing that. But there is a $2T tax increase on small businesses, employers, energy bills, and oil. Happy yet? Inflation 📈

Have eggo waffles changed their recipe? I swear they don’t taste the same now. They are so gross. I want to cry 😭

You ever think of an old friend from back home but can no longer find them on social media anywhere even through mutals of other friends and think “did they die or something and I just don’t know?”

Client feedback: “Do something more.” Me:

So my Facebook was deactivated today for no reason. Since I never post, share, or comment on anything ever… I am 100% convinced it’s because of my political stance. Big Brother is watching and FB can suck it.

OMG WATCH THIS!!! This years halftime show is going to be epic 🔥

50 cent showed up. I’m crying 😭