Looking for the 200 pound or heavier men of X. Please comment if this is you! RT if I’m your type too 🤗

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Went to the optometrist and he told me my vision is dope, because I see in 4/20, man.

Beautiful view #summer #lake

Dryer sheets on wood floors are to the real world what banana peels are to the cartoon world.

Dish towels are what I like to call “towels that spread the water all over the dish without actually drying it.”

About to deploy LightSail! Big day for Planetary Society! 40+ years in the making!

Joe Rogan To all those calling the confederate battle flag the "rebel flag"

#HappyNewYear hope 2016 is better than 2015

#Deadpool’s a tad short on rent this month, so we’re just gonna start selling tickets now. fox.co/deadpooltix

I bet 400 years ago, guys bought these for the same reasons they buy really fast cars today. #DeadpoolDoesMoscow