Someone come pick me up from the hospital with a car seat. Since y'all wanna act like I was born yesterday

My horny ass could never drive on a bumpy road

My auntie brought an ugly ass dog into my house and he won't stop staring at me. I won't pet u freak

Nevermind I gave in he's so ugly

Who up missing a nigga they pushed away

Life fun as hell when you give up and do whatever u want without fearing death or consequences

man, it isn't that hard to treat people with, i don't know, decency? how could you POSSIBLY be happy with yourself? is your existence so fucking futile that this is the shit you do in the name of entertainment? this is why being chronically online is BAD. y'all do ts too much

male loneliness epidemic my ass

corny. tomato tomato.

"All proshippers are groomers/victims of grooming" Not only are you wrong, but you should focus on the grooming going on in that Spawnism thing...

I have another sim to kill what method do I do this time

My leg hurt please be dvt so I can have a pulmonary embolism and die hallelujah

Whoever praying for me jus stop. You praying for the wrong shit

"Making a user is so hard"

I keep losing followers wtf y'all mad about dis time

Just walked past a white people barbecue and I ain't smell shit

Some of y'all got boyfriends holding u back. "Idk where I'd be without him..." Probably further in life

Thank god that one guy cut me off his ass been lying bout me 😭 This is why I trust none of u actually

How big y'all think my meat is fr

Yes I'm trying to be a better person. Yes I still have some evil tasks left to do. Give me some time.