*youth pastor voice* lemme tell you about the original home depot skeleton his name was jesus

Does anyone know how to get a spider back in its cage?

I made one of those Steve Spangler smoke ring cannons! youtu.be/gnkApbUVh0c

Three police officers went to an *elementary* school in Tennessee & arrested four Black girls. One girl fell to her knees. Another threw up. Police handcuffed the youngest, an 8 yo with pigtails. Their supposed crime? Watching some boys fight — and not stopping them. (THREAD)

Here is video of the roof spider. youtu.be/YlWmNYJaYZM

I discovered a possom stuck in my fence and trred to free her while simultaneously avoiding those teeth.youtu.be/fvk23VGjYD4

Don’t just celebrate the release of Dune by seeing it opening weekend. Also celebrate Dune by being an anti-imperialist and taking hallucinogens.

cockerham saw a double dare costume in the wild. Felt you should know.

Guns turned what could have been a fistfight into a shootout. At every turn guns made this situation go from violent to deadly.

Hey you, the one who's going to cook all the things: go check if your fancy thermometers need new batteries.

Hey again, New York. #HowTowithJohnWilson Season 2 premieres Friday at 10PM on @HBOMax.

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I'm at the National Dog Show right now attempting to organize the working group

Please take some time to read this article in the The New Yorker by Ian Urbina, from The Outlaw Ocean Project, which sheds light on the shadow immigration system stopping migrants before they reach Europe’s shores.

@ESQUIRE just published the story of our Super Bowl prank! Thanks to Michael Hoban for the amazing writeup, and Rob @Cockerham, Moses Blumenstiel, Mike Berlin, and Stacy Johnson for being a part of that once-in-a-lifetime adventure. esquire.com/sports/a390492…

Costume party? $500 prize? Yes please. youtu.be/ZaAroEnrpH4

M. Night Shyamalan should direct Oliver Twist.

Mads Mikkelsen is in James Bond, Marvel, Star Wars, Harry Potter and will be in Indiana Jones next year. Campaign to get Mr. Mikkelsen in Fast and Furious 10.

Technoblade has died. Rest in Peace you mad genius.