🚨 Andy Burnham (mayor of Manchester): "If any criticism is needed, it should be directed towards those who have contributed nothing to our life here and have instead spent years SIPHONING wealth out of one of our PROUDEST institutions." #mufc

Discourse in politics has spent 50 years becoming so whack, that when someone comes along saying to make the rich pay their fair share and maybe we should live life in a way that doesn't melt the atmosphere, they're accused of extremism. Those with power rn are so fucking scared.

Up the millers

Only 7 people are likely to vote? Damming indictment

Losers And Bastards Obsessed with Usually Really Preposterous Attacks Reaching Tory Yammering

They fucked off cos they didn't think they should have to pay tax, and were rich enough to make this move to avoid them. Then the rest of us still here get to have the money we paid going on this shit to save those same selfish pricks when it gets tetchy. Cool system. Bored yet?

Potential for some absolutely exquisite songs at this world cup

Just had a dream that Keir Starmer went on telly and got his nob out to show everyone. No idea why, some shite about national unity. But it was very similar to mine which I wasn't very happy about. They did close ups and everything. At least it was flaccid.

It's like Paul Tierney is performing at the Brits or something

Me love footy

Why are redheads called redheads? They're orange. This isn't meant to disparage in the slightest, if anything I view them rather positively. But that doesn't mean this is at all linguistically justified. They're 2 totally different colours.

At work, looking at the tenner. Never noticed it before but, providing this depiction is accurate, Jane Austen was fit as fuck. What a cutie

Yer ma turns her dog into a human on chatgpt

Heinz beans are wank, and their grip on the industry within the national psyche must be dismantled. Runny shite, compare them to a can of Branston's or most own brands and they look like tic tacs in orange water. Prefer a tin of Stockwell's for a slither of the price.

Nice shirt but what's up with that lettering? Looks utterly tinpot. Kinda shit you'd see in the national league a decade ago

Jordan Henderson looks like one of them kids that gives wedgies and bites people's heads from behind

Me when the manager has one of the world's best players on the bench and doesn't bring him on during a game we lose

This song coming out hit me like a freight train to the head. Fucking loved it.

Bruv I hate having a job

Back to the common sense approach from him. He's had me worried for a bit