Do you say any of these wrong??

People who are super pushy are usually super annoying. And very successful.

So true

Good price for premium - central Texas

It’s not been a good day… —tried to back up into a parking space and missed on the first try —that almost never happens

Anyone else having trouble with dial-up today?

Man…been awake just about all night. Monday will be a long ass day.

Food truck of the week --Not our wrap!

Small weekend project. Seems safe? Right?

Think about this - it’s true.

Good morning and welcome to Tuesday!

Made myself a quick sandwich for lunch and decided to sit outside to enjoy some chocolate covered almonds. They melted so fast that I had to eat them with a spoon.

I’m dead.

What a sign… I just picked up the mail and this is the very first thing I opened. I am really done!

I’ve now been told by TWO wives, it’s the tone of my voice that sets them off. WTF could be wrong with my tone? Oh wait.

I’ve been blocked by a certain person maybe 11x and unblocked 10. This last time I finally deserved it! Go big or go home.

For my single friends. —toughen up.