Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I didn't! #MyTwitterAnniversary Twitter reminded me!

I just hate it when I do all the things to ensure a FedEx delivery and they have nothing but excuses. "Oh sir your gate code wasn't in our system" *provides screenshots of FedEx profile showing gate code, and list of prior successful deliveries* "It must be a system glitch" 🐂💩

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(1/3) Late last night, the Washington State House passed the "Assault Weapons Ban." The bill, HB 1240, is now headed to the anti-gun majority Senate to be voted on. We are extremely disappointed with our state politicians for throwing our Second Amendment rights to the wayside

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Why is it that I can't speak with a person Safelite? Your automated phone system hung up on me twice and I just need a question answered THAT IS NOT IN YOUR FAQ!

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Well, it's been five years, Stephen Ford WHERE IS THE DOOM MOVIE REBOOT!?

Dear Ryan Reynolds, good shit, Aviation American Gin ✈️🍸 got me toasted on Alaska Airlines.

Get your jollies out tonight you degenerates. Tomorrow is going to be the best episode of Cops ever.

Governor Ferguson said "we need to make sure we're protecting the rights of all Washingtonians." Three weeks later he signed a bill requiring a license and state mandated training to exercise a right by signing HB1163, damaging 2nd Amendment rights. x.com/GovBobFerguson…

Can't get an FCC license for GMRS because my senators Sen. Maria Cantwell and Senator Patty Murray are throwing a fit over expiring subsidies that were meant to be temporary during the pandemic.