Your Ass Too Clean. Your Swag Too Different. Your Wife Too Bad. they’ll kill you

Applied to a job and misspelled the job title…

how it feels admitting that a video game genuinely changed my life to a massive degree

j’ai tellement perdu depuis mes vacs que ma bague de fiançailles je peux la mettre sur mon majeur ah ok my name is bella hadid

i’m convinced her voice is laced with crack like

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i have multiple maps in my room and one night the soviet union collapsed on me while i was trying to sleep

mais le fait que l’actrice soit une monbebe ça me cale

on se parle plus

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