Pro: I’ve remembered every students’ name so far! Con: i put onion cream cheese on my cinnamon crunch bagel. And yes, I ate the whole thing. Don’t judge.

Today I had the most adult parting of ways in the history of way parting (breakup, but no relationship had started). Can we just be thankful that there are still good humans out there who don’t take it personally when you’re not a good fit?

Y’all. I think I have ADHD. How did I make it to 40 without knowing this!!?!?!?!?!?!!

Parents, teach your kids to ask questions. But don’t be surprised when they get different answers than you did #deconstruction #exvangelical

Ok M&M’S stop calling your bags “share size” we both know I’m not gonna share. Other options: Breakup Size, What am I Even Doing With My Life Size, What if My Mother Was Right Size

We gotta get Ryan Walters to meet with me! RT because I feel like he dodgin me, sending people to talk to me and get me off his head… he gonna get this smoke

Why do I live here?

They need to make these into license plates asap.

Christian, It is time to publicly admit that the SIN of SODOM was not homosexuality. A clear reading of Scripture easily shows this. What isn't easy: — Admitting we were wrong. — Admitting why we wanted to be right.

Oh man, these replies have given me so much to laugh about today, thank you!!

My students work their tails off and deserve only good things. This would be the school’s first real prom in years but we need to secure the venue. If you can pitch in, awesome. If you can RT, awesome Dove Science Academy Prom 2023 gofund.me/9e43164f

When I walk into the chamber and there's a gaggle of troopers talking about me, I think about how Republicans have use every resource in their *power to make this place unsafe to Trans Oklahomans. To Us. To Me.

I hate lockdown drills. The kids take them lightly, which I think means they feel safe here. But I’ve seen too much to believe it couldn’t happen to us.

I’m doing a budgeting project with my students right now, and my favorite thing is to stop the class and announce things like, “By the way, dental isn’t included in your health insurance!” And watch their shocked little faces

Here's to all the teachers who are flying under the radar... not getting much attention. Their engaging lessons aren’t on TikTok. Their cool interactions with kids aren’t captured on YouTube. But they’re still crushing it. And they’re making a difference for a lot of students.

Happy Pride! A Reminder that "homosexual" wasn't added to the Bible until 1940's in English, not in the original language. the original word is Pornea which translates to abuse and pedophiles, not loving consensual relationship between two adults. Also King James KJV was gay.

Ugh. I have to learn another new social media platform because everyone has left? Billionaires ruin everything