Thank god for Ao Tanaka folks, the guys is SENSATIONAL. We’ve unearthed another genius, 50 million pound player and based on my recent judgement that’s like he’s so fucking good

getting rescued by a lifeguard as a grown man top 3 gayest things you can do

Tested positive for the male urge to sit on the couch, put one hand down my pants and play with my balls

💀

It’s not even a joke anymore. Straight irony

Asking for a cigarette then adding it to my own pack

Might be the best and most unexpected announcement I’ve ever seen 😭👏

One of yas do it for the laugh Arsenal Liverpool FC Manchester United

League of Ireland referees are truly the funniest on earth. Useless fucking cunts even in a shitty friendly can’t get any decision right

Couldn’t be any more impressed by Stach yesterday. Midfield general

Not his biggest fan by any stretch but he’s gone up in my books

Fuck it, on a free I’ll take it even if he has spaghetti hamstrings. Now you fucks Leeds United start fucking money at everyone else

NASTY: Poor grandma, finally makes solid contact starts heading to first base, only for #Browns RB John Kelly Jr. to touch the base just before she gets there, stopping her from running the bases in a charity softball game. 💀💀💀 Yikes.

Do it Leeds United

The super sexy whites off to a DUB

The vindication has begun, people watching the whites tonight finally get to see my Japanese prince.

Well obviously

Drive by boshes, we’re in another realm here