I’ve had 11 burritos is the last 8 days, living alone is easy as

Yea sorry boss can’t make it in today, new nickelback dropped and the suns out

Thoughts while on ferry: Someone must’ve been taking a shit when the titanic sunk

A concert in my backyard

Has anybody ever seen their neighbours in public?

First time in an Uber sober right now, not as fun as I remember

A star was born yesterday

Please make all of these Republicans denying the elections go viral.

And just like that ticketmaster has me going off grid and avoiding human contact for the rest of my life

God I hate football

Strickland the goat no debate

I feel like Robin Williams as of late

I’d rather be in the same bar as Jackson Mahomes then watch another Kansas city rigged bowl

Biden’s strategy is very simple: 1. Get as many illegals in the country as possible. 2. Legalize them to create a permanent majority – a one-party state. That is why they are encouraging so much illegal immigration. Simple, yet effective.

I’m an adult kind of now and this guy still sux cox n dix

This is a declaration of WWIII.

Love when Rogers wifi crashes right in the middle of the most important test of my $1400 course. No way to resolve through the school, failed the course because of you, thanks a lot you stupid fucks

Wish I could sell pictures of my feet instead of sitting in 6 hours of traffic everyday

Whoever said the passing lane should be on the left is straight up stupid, think about the fact we cram the exit and merge lane with a bunch of scared shitty drivers to make it harder to do said merge/exit, if we left it open and passed on the right traffic would actually flow