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Allie

@cluffalo

Christ follower ⚓️ • stanning the planet with @ACC_National and @ConservAmerica 🌎

{Please direct all complaints to @advoss12}

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A lot of women seem to turn to feminism when they think they can’t get respect or safety without it If you want to combat feminism, show women that they don’t need to be men to be safe and respected

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I’m sorry but I’ll never be swayed by the anti-sunscreen crazies on here By all means use ones with clean ingredients, but watching someone slowly die from skin cancer is the fastest wake-up call on thinking that “sunscreen is a scam”

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One thing about me and the toddler homies is that we WILL be watering random things that don’t need watering (Because Aunt Allie’s house is low on toys)

One thing about me and the toddler homies is that we WILL be watering random things that don’t need watering

(Because Aunt Allie’s house is low on toys)
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So grateful that none of my grandparents treated us like this Dozens of grandkids and they were thrilled to watch any of us (and we were just as thrilled for "Grandma Daycare!")

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Having an unrelated live-in boyfriend increases the likelihood of your child being molested by 40X & the likelihood of dying from inflicted injuries by 50X Significantly more dangerous than driving drunk with your kids, but accepted as routine

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Maybe people find this weird, but if you’re going to use dating apps, consider letting your friends make your profile for you They’re probably better at figuring out your best pics and articulating best qualities

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Extremely easily, many women spend their 20s in quasi-dating situations with noncommittal men and the rest of their attention is occupied with work/school then bam 30

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I have a feeling Newsom running after this will look an awful lot like Tim Walz running after what happened in Minnesota

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The ideal relationship is one where you each have the ability to go through each other’s phones but neither of you has any desire to Phones don’t destroy relationships, they’re just a way that we see our insecurities (on both sides)

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We got a hand me down couch from my sister-in-law’s family But I now realize that, from the perspective of a sleepy, grumpy 3-year-old, it looks like their couch went missing and he’s about to discover we kidnapped it I’m terrified, idk how I’ll explain myself to him