secretly every persons "piece of lore" on CT is being misallocated to the most important asset of their lifetimes even though they had front row seats to the entire story ETH

up

we havent even started pumping yet

little higher and margot robbie is mid again, 10M is not enough to retire and all chaotic order shall be restored to CT

they tried to teach you basic corporate finance just to try convince you ETH will never pump again at the pico smico bottom 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ETH Strategy Announces Acquisition of 6,900 ETH

ETH Strategy today announces its strategic acquisition of 6,900 ETH at a purchase price of.... 1 ETH = 1 ETH.

🟢 BREAKING SΞR NEWS: ETH Strategy has acquired 6,900 $ETH and is officially joining the Strategic ETH Reserve (SΞR). A big welcome to ETH Strategy, the first onchain native ETH treasury acquisition vehicle. Everyone deserves $ETH.

Remakw ETH Strategy MicroStrategy will soon copy ETH Strategy.

ETHCELLERATE

some awesome attention on our initial raise announcement appreciate all the support from everyone just want to take a moment and mention that this is a fully onchain defi protocol, which re-imagines the convertible note volatility trade as a defi primitive to accumulate an

CT is so down bad its having a bullrun in job hirings not networths 😭😭😭😭

if pumpfun sale doesnt mark a short term local top on crypto as massive liquidity events do we are very much in the golden bullrun

now its finally time to see if its actually pumpfun or dumpfun

SOL probably goes down from here

my eth coins look good here my pepe coins look good here my mog coins look good here my imf coins look good here my non existant STRAT coins look gloriously beautiful here

have you noticed anon its back the days when you wake up and there is too much to catch up on twitter when you scroll the timeline and actually see new projects and real alpha when majors climb faster than people expect ath after ath becoming more numb, from suprise to

gm STRAT bulls

bitcoin not stopping soon as it takes a rest the alts are going to melt faces

I’ve heard that more than a few times over the past few weeks. This one? I’d take seriously.