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I can tell the level my mom trusts me by the swiftness with which she called me after I asked her a question about bleaching some of my clothes.

Old navy targeted ads really have me in a choke hold these days.

Four years ago I wrote, “warm crimes” and it is referenced at least once a week.

Chivalry isn’t dead!! A shoplifter held the door open for me while actively being pursued by the store manager.

me looking for those damn losing dogs after my third mitski margarita

I’m going to be financially recovering from October 2023 for years to come

Mom and dad are teaching the kid I nanny to say “and this is Chloe.” So cute guys when we’re out know I’m not his mom. NOT KIDDING!!!!!!!!!

Please share!! CA folks especially please be on the lookout for Nathan

im not watching that One Day show i think i would actually kill myself

they were girls together

Born with too much love, made to give five star ratings.

I made a zine, available on my website now with the description of the project that is too long for Twitter! In short it’s about time and memory and girlhood.

Kramer’s apartment

I live for the opportunity to buy a little tank top

(extremely just saw challengers voice) i think they look great

The dad I nanny for loves gossiping about my love life with me more than anyone I know.

DILF (depressed I’d like to fuck)

The last paragraph is something like a Hippocratic oath for humanities professors