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Clive Ward

@clivewardauthor

British Army Veteran. Writer, cartoonist. I write books in a variety of genres mainly Military humour. My Books include ENDEX & Bullies & Bullshit & Homeless.

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When my co-workers have run out of mundane things to say like. ‘I can’t believe the price of bread.’ I get my turn to start a conversation; it’s time to get my own back. I usually start my conversation with something like
 ‘There I was balls deep in a camel's arse banging like a

When my co-workers have run out of mundane things to say like. ‘I can’t believe the price of bread.’ I get my turn to start a conversation; it’s time to get my own back. I usually start my conversation with something like
 ‘There I was balls deep in a camel's arse banging like a
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đŸ“· 5 232 Conversation đŸ“·Clive Ward@CliveWardauthorPromoteENDEX COMIC 2 OUT NOW 48-page descent into the chaotic and darkly humorous side of military life. Available here endexcomic.com This comic pulls back the curtain on the absurdities, frustrations, and dark humour

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đŸ“·Clive Ward@CliveWardauthorPromoteENDEX COMIC 2 OUT NOW 48-page descent into the chaotic and darkly humorous side of military life. Available here endexcomic.com This comic pulls back the curtain on the absurdities, frustrations, and dark humour
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NDEX COMIC 2 OUT NOW 48-page descent into the chaotic and darkly humorous side of military life. Available here endexcomic.com This comic pulls back the curtain on the absurdities, frustrations, and dark humour that only those who’ve served can truly appreciate
 ENDEX

NDEX COMIC 2 OUT NOW 48-page descent into the chaotic and darkly humorous side of military life. Available here endexcomic.com This comic pulls back the curtain on the absurdities, frustrations, and dark humour that only those who’ve served can truly appreciate
 ENDEX
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Stop F*****g Whinging, You Signed Up for it, I Hear Them Say. But We Didn’t Know This Was Going to Happen. Fast-forward thirty years. It’s the 21st century, where is my robot, my flying car and laser gun I was promised when I was a brat? No chance. All you’re left with is a body

Stop F*****g Whinging, You Signed Up for it, I Hear Them Say. But We Didn’t Know This Was Going to Happen.
Fast-forward thirty years. It’s the 21st century, where is my robot, my flying car and laser gun I was promised when I was a brat? No chance. All you’re left with is a body
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MILITARY HUMOR JOKE book With what’s going on in the world today, it's a good thing that the military never loses its sense of humour. clivewardauthor.com JOKE BOOK 1 amazon.co.uk/Military-Humor


MILITARY HUMOR JOKE book 
With what’s going on in the world today, it's a good thing that the military never loses its sense of humour. 
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JOKE BOOK 1 amazon.co.uk/Military-Humor

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4 BY 2 I'm surprised that so many people seem to have used the emergency bog roll to clean weapons!! Commonly known as 4 by 2, but the correct name is flannelette. I remember Training company Lichfield; I had a pull through that snapped. ‘You need a special tool, you f**king

4 BY 2
I'm surprised that so many people seem to have used the emergency bog roll to clean weapons!!
Commonly known as 4 by 2, but the correct name is flannelette. I remember Training company Lichfield; I had a pull through that snapped. ‘You need a special tool, you f**king
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BOOTS NBC NBC over boots that protected you from nuclear, chemical, biological attacks, but if you hadn't got your boy scouts knot badge then you had zero chance of tying them properly. The boots were f**king useless, they never fit and would need half a ton of fuller’s earth to

BOOTS NBC
NBC over boots that protected you from nuclear, chemical, biological attacks, but if you hadn't got your boy scouts knot badge then you had zero chance of tying them properly. The boots were f**king useless, they never fit and would need half a ton of fuller’s earth to
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CAP COMFORTER. I always felt like a WWII COMMANDO when I wore one of these. Itchy as f**ck
 but it kept your head warm. That's if it stayed on your head, it always seemed to slowly constrict and move up your head, until it fell off like a spring. Remember the pictures of

CAP COMFORTER.
I always felt like a WWII COMMANDO when I wore one of these. Itchy as f**ck
 but it kept your head warm. That's if it stayed on your head, it always seemed to slowly constrict and move up your head, until it fell off like a spring. Remember the pictures of
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We both walked outside and stood on the police station steps. It was good to breathe in the fresh air, even though it was another freezing cold day. I bet the police were just as glad. Tom was dressed in that large overcoat, the very same one he was wearing a few weeks ago, when

We both walked outside and stood on the police station steps. It was good to breathe in the fresh air, even though it was another freezing cold day. I bet the police were just as glad. Tom was dressed in that large overcoat, the very same one he was wearing a few weeks ago, when