“Dadda… are there bathrooms in heaven? Cuz what if we die and there’s no bathroom…” What the fuck is parenthood, guys

Framber chirping at Minecraft head Bannister

⚾ Brice Matthews homers (3) on a fly ball to left field. Taylor Trammell scores. Houston Astros 2 - Arizona Diamondbacks 1 ⬆️ 8th

Brice knocking in Trammel.. this is not Drayton’s Astros

Never in doubt #LosAstros

Big weekend for Will Zalatoris

CALL HIM UP

RADIOACTIVE WASP NEST BAND NAME I CALLN IT!!

Astros on Deck’s first 90 seconds just gave me the goose pimples Space City Home Network

OBJEX!!!

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Cam Smith needs to get a blister on his finger for about 10 days

My 3x great GPa just chillin

Throw back to when I knew Wyatt didn’t need a dna test..

“He must have diapers in his brain” 5 yo when C Walker was thrown out at second

Man.. yall remember AIM away messages? Random song lyrics… going to the store… Todd might be offing himself… Wild West as fuck..

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Has a player ever been DFAed the same day he hit 10 years of service time?

AJ Pierzynski looks like JD Vance and John Kruk had a kid.

Jesus Sanchez looks like Yordan took ozympic.